In All Fantastical Seriousness, We Are Ending Racism #iDontKnowYouButiLoveYou #IDKYBILY #MadMadLove
Historic Announcement Speech
What's crackin' Water Protectors?! I am Charlizzle Blizzle, your friendly neighborhood Revolutionary, working to mend humanity's race relations. Also known as Wonderwoman, because I make all races, nationalities and creeds wonder "What the fuck this white woman be doing?!"
I even make myself wonder and I've spent the last 48 hours wondering what's going to happen when I say what I'm about to say next:
I am here to make a historic announcement. As a pop culture obsessed, silly revolutionary, I was going to recite a few cherished pieces, inspire some inspiration and do something you'll never forget, but 48 hours ago I fell into an altered state of consciousness and I was divinely told to do the most radical thing a revolutionary, or an artist or a human could do, and that is to be honest about something I am going through.
We are all going through something: Mother Earth is going through something, your enemies are going through something, Donald Trump is going through something, so why should anyone care about me, says my ego. See the ego does two things: it tells you you are the most important person on the planet AND tells you, you ain't shizzle: you are not special.
So I have held back the magic I have been experiencing for the last six years, so as to not inflate my ego and so as to not make people feel confused, competitive, uncomfortable, doubtful, hateful or jealous, so as to not be called crazy anymore than I already have, I have not been honest about what I am going through as a humanitarian. That ends tonight because now I have proof:
I have proof what I am going through is special and most important and it affects every single human, planet and animal on the planet.
Let me tell you what I have been doing the last six years: "I Don't Know You, But I Love You". It's true, it's tattooed on my arm and it's the name of my nonprofit. The goal of my nonprofit is to End Racism using unconditional love and kicking ass. Our main service is printing our message on stickers and passing out for free around the world. 20,000 stickers have been passed out to six continents, our message has been printed on products in all 50 states, I have 2,500 members in our Facebook group. For six years I have declared I am going to make history.
In six years, I have been fired 10 times, faced bankruptcy, went through my first depression, was dying of takotsubo cardiomyopathy, broken heart syndrome, went through a mutiny, lost all my best friends, have never had more than $20 to my name, I suffer from migraines and see my beloved family only once or twice a year ALL because of doing IDKYBILY.
Lots of people go through that though, it's called anyone without White Privilege! That is all very common, hell at this point it's the American Way of Life! But what is NOT common is going through all of that because you are 100% absolutely convinced you are going to Save The World.
It's beautiful, I know, but it has caused so much struggle and so much pain because none of that is as difficult to deal with as the thought of not Saving The World. Even on my best day, even on the best day ever, it's not good enough because I am not in a bigger position of power to be radically reducing mass suffering. The only thing that can kill a superhero, is not getting to use their superhero powers to save lives.
Well as of February 9th, my mother's birthday, 25 years of pain has been healed.
In honor of Standing Rock, all Water Protectors, all activists, humanitarians, revolutionaries, radicals, heroes, and humans past and present, I am here to announce that one of the most powerful and important people on the planet called me and confirmed that IDKYBILY is a solution for all of humanity, I am making history and I will be greatly funded in the millions. TIME TO PARTY!
As if that isn't enough, after the phone call I went to a park in my Asian city to process the phone call. A black man approached me and I have never seen a black man in my neighborhood. He said, "Do you believe in Jesus Christ?" I said, "Yes" and he says, "Do you consider yourself white?" I hesitated and said, "Yes" and he replies, "There is no race and The Lord will do anything for you because you are born of royalty and the system does not want you to know this" and walks away!
SOMETHING IS HAPPENING! Something is happening to me, something grand is happening to humanity and I want to ask two things of you in order for this great, big, beautiful change to happen as soon as possible:
I am going to ask you for the absolute hardest thing a capricorn and a fiercely independent, prideful person could ask for: I need your help. For the nonprofit I need your support, belief, donations, physical labor and social media promotion and we need to throw an event ASAP. For me as a human being: I need whatever your heart tells you to do. I cannot do this alone anymore. I cannot chase after people anymore. People need to come to me and offer what is possible for them to offer while still taking care of themselves.
The second thing I am asking for is THE most important thing you could do for humanity and it is something I have done very single day of my life and it is why I got that phone call: I need you to believe in yourself and your desires for the planet. If you truly believe you can Save The World, BELIEVE IT and if you truly believe the world can be saved, believe it with every ounce of your soul and do not ever let the media or other people cast doubt upon your beliefs.
This is more important that what events you do, what events you attend, more important than protesting or marching or what you post on Facebook.
Believe Humanity can save itself and it will happen that much quicker.
Thank you so much for your time, attention, belief and I DON'T KNOW YOU, BUT I LOVE YOU!